Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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