Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
