So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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