No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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