I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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