just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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