does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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