Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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