I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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