spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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