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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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