I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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