I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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