This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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