i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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