stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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