Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think your dad took our porno
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
