do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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