He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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