i think my tv is drunk
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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