Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
