they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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