got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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