i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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