Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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