I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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