i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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