I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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