Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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