how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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