dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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