Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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