Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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