Dual....:-)
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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