you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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