this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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