I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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