I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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