I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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