Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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