then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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