It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish they made helmets for livers.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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