Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
A bitchslap is in order.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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