Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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