White coat. Heels.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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