stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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