Pappa wants mamma naked
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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