he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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