Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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