TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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