so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
